... and I wouldn't have it any other way.
The following is taken from our company-wide IRC chatroom as we attempted to determine the scope of a wireless networking connectivity issue. Names have been changed to protect the nerdy.
uno: Clearly, we cannot choose the WiFi network in front of YOU!
dos: That protocol you use. I do not believe it means what you think it means
uno: Never mess with Engineering when Internet is on the line!